America 2-Night

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60 Seconds of Fame 30m Special Guest: Charlton Heston; Dr Willard Honeywell claims that homosexuality is caused by a virus; The Friedkin Family…

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Help Every Little Person 30m Gary Burghoff talks about his frozen yogurt stores; the treasurer of HELP (Help Every Little Person), Wanda Ford.

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George Gobel 30m George Gobel, Baby Irene, and textile-mill owner Calvin Proctor.

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Celebrity Night 30m Guests include Sally Hayes, whose husband is still awaiting execution. This episode also includes clips of a press…

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Phyllis Diller 30m Guests include Phyllis Diller and Happy's niece, Joanie Kyne.

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White House Paper Shredder 30m Rita Moreno; Former White House paper shredder Pearl Wingate; and elderly actor Chad Brandon describes how he stays…

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A Date with a Star 30m A viewer wins a date with Karen Lynn Gorney ("Saturday Night Fever").

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Jason Shine 30m Barbara Feldon and professional escort Jason Shine.

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The Pine Family Singers 30m Singers Buck and Harriet Pine; former deli owner Susan Cloud.

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Vincent Price 30m Happy Kyne sings "Don't Leave Me This Way". Guests include Vincent Price and entrepreneur Ernest Twilley, who sells…

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Anne Murray 30m Guests include the Angels String Quartet, DJ Larry Guy and Anne Murray, who has trouble lip syncing.

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Lose Weight Fast 30m Maharishi Maheesh Majipoor demonstrates how to lose weight by chanting. Also: consumer advocate Lou Moffatt.

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Vicki Carr 30m Vickie Carr; Peanut trainer Emanual Kasinski; and unemployed magician Brandy McAllister.

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Pharaoh Fawcett and the Sphinx 30m Sherman Hemsley; Singer Pharoah Fawcett and police sergeant Norman Botello.

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Norman Fell 30m Guests include Abraham "Shecky" Stein, a Rabbi comedian and Norman Fell, who has a difficult time getting on…

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The Condensed Bible 30m Jim Nabors; Irene Huddleston on the condensed form of the Bible.

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Cindy Williams 30m Gary Coleman (as Little Wayne Coleman); Cindy Williams; UBS programming executive Bill Nickerson.

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The Singing Dentist 30m Jill St. John visits the dentist with a troubled wisdom tooth. The dentist and his assistant perform a…

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New Talent 30m Gary Coleman (Wayne Coleman) and Corey Feldman premiere a talk show for kids scheduled to air on the…

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Abe Vigoda 30m Abe Vigoda tap dances. Stanley Turnbull (Richard Kline) talks about his book "Winning Through Acting Crazy."

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Miss City of Merchandise 30m Elke Sommer; the three semi-finalists in the City of Merchandise pageant.

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Urban Poverty Consultant 30m Rob Reiner; Urban Poverty Consultant Richard Osgood.

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Fighting Fright 30m Peter Marshall; David Fairchild tells how to fight fright.

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The Benefits of Sugar 30m It is all natural and cancer-free! Guests include Gaylord and Holiday, Dr. Wendell Dellerton and Twiggy.

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Gaylord and Holiday 30m Guests include Gaylord and Holiday, Marshall Petty and Jack Jones.

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Russia 30m Russia expert Arthur Zaprinski and actress Suzanne Sellers.

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Tony Rolletti 30m Alice Ghostly; lounge singer Tony Rolletti.

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Mission Army Band 30m Guests include The Mission Army Band, and Gardener Toshiro Asaki.

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Roger Miller 30m Guests include the Hennessy Family, Roger Miller and Mario Dorsett.

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Susan Cloud 30m Guests include Jay Longtoe Ballet, Susan Cloud and Arte Johnson.

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Carol Burnett 30m Guests include the Haus Family Criminal Singers and Carol Burnett.

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Legalizing Prostitution 30m Guest include Mark Hammill and Judge Marshall O. Petty, who proposes legalized prostitution.

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Ernest Twilley 30m Guest include Mortician Ernest Twilley and actress Gloria Chambers.

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Rolletti-Sherwood Wedding (1) 30m From the Pump Room of the Coma Cabana: the wedding of Tony Rolletti and Joanie Sherwood, presided over…

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Rolleti-Sherwood Wedding Reception (2) 30m Part 2 of the Tony Roletti - Joanie Sherwood wedding.

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McLean Stevenson 30m Guests include Vera LeBeau and McLean Stevenson.

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Jean's House of Cakes 30m Guests include Anthropologist Carl Cyrus; martial artist Susan Walchuck, who shows off her moves; singer Edward Muldune, who…

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The New PTA 30m Barth talks about his housing situation; Deaf comic Ronnie Martin and his alligator; Morey Johnson, an adoptee, who…

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The El Tijo Ballet Co. 30m Barth talks about his new home; The El Tijo Half-toe Ballet Company ("... because we don't go all…

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UBS Liftetime Achievement Award 30m Japanese country and western artist Jimmy Yen; UBS presents its first Lifetime Achievement Award to Barbi Benton; Consumer…

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I Am Democracy 30m Barth talks about helping a man find his car keys; Jerry and Happy present their mini-pageant "I Am…

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Fernwood Reunion 30m Barth talks about his move from Fernwood to California and introduces the Fernwoodites who financed the move: Candy…

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Surfin' to Heaven 30m Denny and Brian, the Born Again surfers sing "Surfin' to Heaven". Dr. Joyce Brothers tries to reconcile roommates…

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Ted Jennings 30m Guests include Bella Abzug and concerned citizen Ted Jennings.

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Melissa Manchester 30m Guests include Mirth Gimble and Melissa Manchester.

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Carl Reiner 30m Guests include Carl Reiner and the owner of Jean's House of Pancakes.

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Daredevil Virgil Simms 30m Guest include Robert Conrad and Daredevil Virgil Simms.

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Punk Monks 30m The Punk Monks perform "Karmic Love". Happy talks about his new innovation: dental house calls. Barth "lip syncs"…

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Barth's Memoirs 30m Barth decides to issue his memoirs: "Barth Gimble -- One Man: One Life"; The El Tijo Half-toe Ballet…

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Rolletti-Sherwood Divorce 30m Tony Rolletti follows up his on-air wedding on A2N with his on-air divorce. Rabbi "Shecky" Stein officiates.

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Falafel-on-a-stick 30m Baby Irene sings "Hot Diggity"; Susan Cloud talks about Falafel-on-a-stick; UBS owner D.W. Underwitter on why UBS is…

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Punk Country 30m Jerry and Happy appear in a commercial that Barth turned down, for the Yam Council; Virgil Simms talks…

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Olfactory Distosis Telethon 30m Happy talks about OD and sings a take-off on "Jeepers, Creepers". Teacher Terry Litchfield talks about the telethon…

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Oral Smoke Alarm 30m The band has been locked out for attempts to unionize, so Happy is the whole band. Barth and…

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Hostage Crisis 30m Barth explains that his appearance is due to being part of "an all-night pajama party with guns" --…

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Monty Hale 30m Child singer Frankie Wonder sings "My Way". Cowboy Monte Hale, host of the the UBS Cowboy Movie, appears.…

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Big Turkey and Super Quack 30m Barth talks about the mobile home warming gifts he received. From the Silly Barn -- Big Turkey and…

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Steve Garvey 30m Barth and Jerry do some substitute hosting. Tony Rolletti presents his version of "America the Beautiful" and does…

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Karen Black 30m Barth talks about liquor advertising. The Mirth-Makers perform "Steam-roller Blues". Barth accosts Karen Black in the audience and…

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The UBS Story 30m Barth tells the UBS Story. The Hon. Marshall O. Petty kicks off his Congressional campaign. Shari Lewis searches…

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UBS Awards Ceremony 30m The UBS Golden Anniversary Show.

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Connie Stevens 30m Barth talks about his tan. Happy Kyne and the Mirth-Makers sing "Good Vibrations". Sociologist Wendell Healey discusses surfing.…

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Taters the Clown 30m Barth talks about his new talk show ideas. Taters the Clown sings "The Counting Song". Father John Lewis…

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Man of the Year Award 30m Martin Mull grouses about the Alta Coma Chamber of Commerce "Man of the Year" award. Wayne Coleman of…

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Martin Mull 30m Barth has "bad" news -- Jerry is fired. Fred Willard talks about his resemblance to Jerry Hubbard. Martin…